Archive | April 2012

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You Love It More Than It Loves You

Ah… breakfast.  You’ve gotta love it.  So let’s get down to it, shall we? A typical American breakfast (coffee, milk, tea excluded) looks something like this: 2 eggs, fried or scrambled with a sprinkle of salt 6 oz. of hash browns or home fries (cooked in olive oil) 3 slices of bacon 2 pieces of […]

No Apps for That

“Easy weight loss; there’s an app for that.  Each time you click on it, you instantly lose five pounds.” I thought it was the greatest idea ever until my girlfriend had her phone stolen.  The thief pressed the app repeatedly.  Within moments and right before my eyes, my girlfriend vanished into thin air. In this […]